My my…how the Tgirl Gods have blessed my Dong.
Well my friends, I have had a remarkable week indeed. I may just be one of the luckiest photographers in the country, because what I captured on video and photos for you in the past week is nothing short of a blessing. The amount of hot ass that went through my door has left a lingering scent of butts, anal fornication, and an abundance of fake hair all over my humble abode which doubles as my studio. Some smelled like roses, some like peaches, and some like cinnamon rolls. It’s hard to decide on a favourite isn’t it? In that lies the beauty of a nation as culturally diverse as Canada. We have every single kind of look covered for you – blondes, brunettes, black tgirls, Middle Eastern, Native Canadian, Dutch, Brazilian, and even German! It is truly an extravaganza of tgirls! Who wouldn’t consider themselves lucky?
I awoke that morning in a daze. I was dreaming of Chloe Rose getting plowed in her beautiful tgirl butt -the one that is about the size of my knuckle. Damn that thing is good! Little did I know, my dreams would soon become reality! Alas – it was not yet.
As the first girls arrived for the day I was chilling out with Christian and we were thinking of different scenarios. He is so fucking quick to make those things up – it figures that the guy is performer of the year every year at the Tranny Awards. Well deserved my friend. I hope the Gods bless you with an erection that would double as a kickstand.
Sweet Valerie and Danika showed up looking super hot that day. We decided to do a 3some double anal shemale bang – in the fashion of the Dong – nasty and intense.
Here is Sweet Valerie on set that day in her cute little outfit Isn’t she a little pussycat. Alo? Operator? Can we order a pineapple? Merci!
Valerie is a top and likes banging guys and tgirls in their assholes. In fact, she is currently dating Danika Dreamz. Contraíré món frére!! (french)
Sweet Valerie showing off her assets for Christian and I before the shoot. It’s so nice! What is your name baby? I like your bum! It smells like roses
She is such a funny girl. All she cares about is looking like a little cute baby doll tgirl and she has the friendliest attitude you would ever find! A real keeper boys!
Be sure to look for Sweet Valerie on ShemaleYum.com – that is where I photographed her when I discovered her at the ripe age of 18. I am truly the best Dong around, yes?
Danika Dreamz made an appearance also! Be sure to find her on twitter @DanikaDreamz. Danika is absolutely awesome – certainly one of my personal faves. She has a majestic rack to die for, and her body is toned and shaped like a slender sexy scrumptious goddess. Can you believe she hasn’t lifted a weight in her life? If I had her genetics, I would go and become a professional bodybuilder lol! Ahhh…to dream. Anyways…back to tranniess
Danika Dreamz and Sweet Valerie both have several awesome sets on Shemale Yum.
I don’t know when exactly this shoot will be released, but it will be really hot – the scene features a rare double anal, awesome cumshots, and over 250 beautifully lit photographs of all of the action that went down that day. Closeups, two dicks in the asshole, one dick in the asshole, one dick in the asshole one dick in the mouth, all kinds of fucking awesome variety for you guys. Look out for it on a Grooby site in the coming months. These beautiful tgirls pleasured Christian until his testes looked like nothing but a couple of raisins. Or were those my balls.
Coming up next – do tgirls fart? The answer may shock you. Find out after these messages.
After Christian recuperated from the double anal fornication ordeal of the night prior, we grabbed some kabobs and some rockstars for him to get his balls to drop (because Afghani food will do that to a brother) and he was ready to go again.
Chloe Rose, a new ShemaleYum.com powerhouse – showed up looking stunning with long blonde hair down to the her butt. Looking at her made me light up like a horny 17 year old high school Kevin Dong. It made me wonder what her butt might smell like or what colour her panties might be. What type of panty? Maybe it was a thong? Maybe it was a g-string? Some booty short? Maybe it was some awesome cool thing that Kevin Dong doesn’t even know about! After all it is Chloe Rose we are talking about here.
Mmmm…look at that rear end. What more could a man possibly want? Ready for insertion!
Another shot of that majestic ass.
Here she is after receiving an anal drilling of a lifetime followed by a nice finish in the face/mouth. Smile Chloe!
After getting her tight little ass fucked proper by Christians huge shnob Chloe decided it was time to go spend her pay check. First stop – a 40$/a session luxury tanning salon in Toronto’s trendy swanky King Street West neighbourhood. And that’s without lotion, right Christian?
Chloe is ranked #3 out of thousands on ShemaleYum.com. Her sets are super popular and so is that fine cinnamon bun back end. Watch for this shoot to appear on a certain Grooby site in the coming months!
OK – we all know who Dita Dior is by now. We all read the posts, and the forums, and the stories, and so on, and so forth, and all of those things. But what we didn’t know is that Dita smokes! Nobody’s perfect. I guess you really know that when a girl smokes – she gives great head. Dita can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and its no surprise. She holds a spot on the Canadian National Smoking team, as well as national record holder for fastest cigarette smoker in the Greater Toronto Area. Way to go Dita. Dita’s scene was really hot. She was a bit of a noob and didn’t douche herself before an anal hardcore scene so we had to go buy her an enema at the Shoppers Drug Mart. Hahahaha Dita. What was she thinking? Funny stuff indeed.
Here’s another candid shot of Dita poking her bum at my camera. Boy does she ever love to do that lol! Just don’t fart – and remember to take immodium babe.
Legs that are the envy of every genetic girl on this side of Lake Ontario. And the calves! Look at those things! Keep up the good work Dita Dior. You are electric. Again, immodium can’t stress that word enough. Every hooker should have it.
Dita shot her first solo on Shemale Yum earlier in 2011 when she turned 18. Her hobbies are penis, Facebook, and lipstick. Look for her with Christian XXX on a Grooby site in the next couple of months.
After banging Dita Christian was very very tired. He is rumoured to have been able to sneak a nap anywhere, including on the moon and the Marianna trench in the Pacific. Christian likes singing the blues, reading Tom Clancy novels, galloping like a stallion, and eating sandwiches from Subway. He comes from Texas, a far away land of tall people and cows. Check out his blog www.christiansingstheblues.com
After sneaking a few more kabobs and some Naan bread for his carbohydrates – Christian was reenergized to take on the biggest and sexiest superstar from Canada of them all. The one and only Denni.
What a stunner! Denni was a girl I shot after working for Grooby for only a few months. How I convinced her to come out is still a myth of the Great Dong. But you can see her stuff on Shemale Yum and Shemale.XXX. Christian banged the bajesus out of Denni and then sprayed a big hot load of cum all over that pretty little face. It was FAAAAAAAANTAaAAASTIQQQQUÉ. (French again) Her hardcore should be up soon too
What a happy girl and so pretty too
After we did about 10 hardcores in 6 days, it was time for a rest and a well deserved break. We went to Real Sports Bar in Toronto and watched the UFC fights on the big screen TV’s.
Hit the gym soon bro…you are starting to look like the guy from Thinner! Lol. Get that bloodwork done too.