I was in the gym on Saturday and while walking on the treadmill smoking a cigarette the woman in front of me turned in disgust.
I said to her “Hello, I am Kevin Dong” as I motored along at level 3, incline 2. (Working the hams and glutes)
This did not sway her and she was very upset, let it be known I was very upset by the amount of perfume and makeup she was wearing, but Kevin Dong does not hate.
She bellowed at Kevin Dong “I know who you are, Kevin Dong god of men, but I don’t care! You can’t smoke in the gym, especially on the cardio equipment!” I was surprised she didn’t mention that I was also drinking a beer and wearing a “Go fuck yourself lady!” T-shirt.
As I kept trudging along adjusting my custom “I am Kevin Dong” lifting belt, a crowd was gathering because of the raucous. I waved to all my friends as they perched around the equipment. Sarah-Anne, the sub-letting masseuse with the most amazing ass in Capri’s was of course furious at this woman’s contempt and fluorescent outfit!
I stamped out my cigarette and as it flew off the back of the treadmill, the crazy lady grabbed her towel and stormed off to get the gym manager; Clark, the overweight part time bouncer and gardening expert.
Clark and I have been friends for several years as I say to him “Hello Clark, I am Kevin Dong”. He asks what the problem is, of course Kevin Dong see’s no problem as I am a man of peace and ass to mouth.
The woman hides behind Clark, watching Kevin Dong like an eagle crossed with a hawk, yes my friends, she wants it bad.
I slow the treadmill to one mile per hour, take off my headphones and turn suddenly, a gasp comes over the crowd, the beauty of Kevin Dong is intoxicating I know. A baby cries, why is there a baby on the smith machine…a woman drops to her knees; a natural reaction my friends. I toss beetles wrapped in candy wrappers to the crowd while screaming in a made up language, holding a shell to my ear listening to the ocean and kicking at the air with ferocity!!!
I did this for 11 minutes, then dismounted the treadmill while it was still operating with smoothness.
As Kevin Dong walked through the dazed mob, I was handed 14 phone numbers, a can of mountain dew, a North Dakota License plate and a pair of panties, yes my friends, the very panties that belonged to the crazy lady. The panties contained a note:
“Dear Kevin. How can a woman be so wrong, forgive me and of course you are granted access to the ass and perhaps immediately after the ass, the mouth”
From: Allister A.
To: Kevin Dong
Hey there! First of all, great shoots! I’m definitely a fan.
First of all, thanks! Second of all, never address a job application with a “Hey there!”. It doesn’t show you in the best light.
Now I don’t know what kind of an operation you think we are running here, where you think you can come in and “wonder” about the possibility of shoots with one of my best models right off the bat. Did you think that based on the fact that you’re a Persian Spaniard the doors were just going to swing open for you? Chances are you aren’t fit or athletic, your definition of that is probably so far away from what I consider to be “fit” or “athletic” that you probably look like a mix of David Hasselhoff and Will Ferrell plus the “Persian/Spaniard” genes. Do you have abs? Whats your weight at? I’m 250 with abs right now at 6’3. My arms are the size of your mom’s head. That’s fit and athletic. Though with a name like Alister, who the fuck knows what you really are? You didn’t include a picture since you’re probably too fit and athletic for a camera to capture all that Persian Spanish might!
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Dita Dior – a Shemale Yum smash hit in 2011, returns to my studio to shoot another remarkably sensual and exquisite shoot for Grooby Productions’ latest hit website – www.Canada-Tgirl.com. Dita, who is now 19 years old, is a tremendous model, great personality, and highly intelligent. She plans to attend a prestigious Canadian university as soon as her GED is completed this year. Her dream is to receive a Bachelors Degree in Sociology, and I find this respectable. Dita is so young – and she truly has her whole life ahead of her.
Here is Dita in her first outfit that day. Not one to wear much clothes are you Dita? Nice sensible heels though.
Dita Dior’s excellent rump. Dita is an avid bottom girl, and it shows. There is no size of cock that she will turn down.
Here’s how the shots turned out that day! What a pretty girl
Dita and I always have great chats and chemistry during our shoots. She is always friendly and invited me out to have some drinks with her afterwards. Of course me being a stay at home loser, and non-drinker – I politely declined. I think my party days are behind me, sadly, or maybe not so sadly! LOL.
I sent Dita home that day, went and bought an ounce of pot, and retired into my office chair. You can see my first shoots with Dita on ShemaleYum.com where she debuted.
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As you all may or may not know, I am the principal photographer for www.Canada-Tgirl.com – Grooby’s new flagship Canadian TS website that showcases models from the East Coast to the West in the great nation of Canada. I encourage and inspire all of you to check out this brand new site – it is like nothing you have ever seen. I have never worked so hard on making my pornography as I did for that site. I worked very hard on Shemale Yum, I worked hard for Shemale.XXX – but for Canada-Tgirl I worked the absolute hardest. I give my members bareback content, facials, toys, fetishes, group sex, behind the scenes, and the site is completely interactive. YOU can tell me what you want to see. Check it out today – www.Canada-Tgirl.com.
Everyone knows that Tropicana is a new transsexual model from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. She was introduced to Shemale Yum last year and immediately made a big fruity colourful splash with her outfits and personality. Tropicana is a sexual deviant, and loves to bottom for a nice thick juicy penis. I would know!
Tropicana is going to be in Los Angeles this coming February for the Tranny Awards – in which she is nominated for Best New Face. This is a huge achievement for a model only in her first year. I love shooting her and I love her cute little Alberta demeanour.
Just look at her beautiful feminine hole. It’s winking at me, calling me, asking me to dive in and take a test-drive of the 2013 version of TS Tropicana. She comes with a self lubricating buttonhole, standard little tranny titties, and power dimming and folding shenis. What TS enthusiast would miss out on a ride in this beauty. Not me. See all of Tropicana here – www.ShemaleYum.com.
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Finally my smoking hot shoot with Kayla is up on www.shemaleyum.com. Kayla lives a few hours away from me, but made the trip to see me regardless. When she arrived, Kayla looked unbelievable. She was all stocked up on coolers, and was ready to shoot on a moment’s notice when she walked through the door. I love punctual girls! What makes working with Kayla is that she is so ON the team. She’s extremely positive, happy, and just overall great to work with. She likes fucking guys in the bum, and kept asking me if I’d let her screw me in the ass.
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TS Tropicana is a real tall glass of juice. Standing 5’11, TS Tropicana possesses extremely feminine proportions, and paired with her exquisite fashion sense, she is nearly impossible to decipher as a non-genetic female! Even I had to do a double take. Tropicana is a sweet, smart, and sexy business woman. She is extremely ambitious and wants to go far. I laugh at Christian XXX because he said she will never be a big star. Well I bet he is eating his words now! Tropicana is among the TOP 5 hottest TS of ALL TIME. She joins a list of names that has remained exclusive to the likes of Kimber James, Amy Daly, Hazel Tucker, and our recent Canadian hit Chloe Rose. I love her and I can’t wait to see more art with her. Because her anus with a dick in it is art ladies and gentlemen.
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Hello readers of my blog, or those who just stumbled here in a late night search for transexual materials in Canada. If you don’t already know – I am a 25 year old photographer for Grooby Productions in the great nation of Canada. This type of work opened my life to many new experiences, introduced me to many new people, and allowed me to do the things most people only fantasize about. Of course we all know what I’m talking about most – meeting tgirls!
Since I started working for Grooby and began working with the Canadian girls I noticed a pattern. Transexual women are an extreme concentration of everything feminine. I would go as far as saying that their femininity is oftentimes more pronounced than that of their genetic counterparts. Even the “top” tgirls I have met just oozed sensuality at me, all the while probably thinking about sticking me right between the glutes in my chocolate eye!
Everything in the world has an opposite. A Ying has a Yang, night has day, every nut has a bolt. As it turns out even transsexuals have a polar opposite. No – it isn’t t-boys. In my experience, there is a type of male that pertains to taking masculinity to the extreme. That male is called a bodybuilder. Guess what guys – the number one sure way to attract a transsexual woman is to get ripped and jacked beyond your wildest dreams. OR become a t-girl photographer, but those jobs are already taken!
For one reason or another, tgirls are really attracted to men that take care of their body. No, maybe that’s not worded correctly. T-girls love huge, ripped juiced out freaks! Perhaps in part this is due to the extreme amount of work that goes into their own. Maybe it’s just the appreciation of perfection – something they strive to achieve in realizing their true female selves. There could be medical explanations. Bodybuilders likely suffer from “body dysmorphia” – which is a condition when an individual could be built like an Adonis – but in the mirror he still sees a weak, frail, skinny/fat kid that he was before the training and body modification. Transexuals use hormones to achieve their true female form, and guess what – so do bodybuilders. There are many similarities!
FACT: many bodybuilders date transexual girls full time. A lot of them close their eyes on the escorting, the whispers behind their back, and of course the mood swings. But lets face it – bodybuilders aren’t perfect either. They come with their own set of issues and baggage. Maybe that is just what is needed to balance out such extremes in the male and female form? The answer to everyone’s problems? All in all, one thing is for sure. If you want to date a transexual girl, and be sure that she’s at least attracted to you – build your body!
I’ve provided photographic evidence to support my claims – all of the girls you see in these photos are transsexual – and appear on…you guessed it – the world’s longest running transsexual website – the one and only – www.ShemaleYum.com